teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
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I always feel so confident about us and I’m so stupid happy and you promise she isn’t part of the picture at all anymore but how am I supposed to believe a word you say? I always come across things I don’t want to see and they break my heart every time.
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Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.
Get the pepperoni outta here and we good money
ill take the pepporoni
This shit just made me sooooo hungry
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
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*walks out of exam*
well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay
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is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people
either that was a firework or another tribute is dead
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seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
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